Trashtalk

[O RLY]

Il peut me traiter de tous les noms qu'il veut, tant qu'il reste et qu'il me donne son argent

[Alcossebre]

Dernière main du tournoi de PLO de ce soir :
j'ai - stack 11930
il a - stack 3070
Blinds 50 / 100
Il limp du bouton, je bet pot, il suit
Flop
Je bet pot (600) qu'il suit.
Turn :Td:
Je check car j'aime pas trop. Il pot (1800) gardant donc 370 derrière lui.
Après beaucoup de réflexion, je me dit que je dois jouer encore pas mal d'outs, en plus il bluffait pas mal, donc je raise pour qu'on voit tout.
Je suis donc devant, même s'il joue la couleur et les 5,
River
Et là c'est le défilé :

N3v3r40 : facking
N3v3r40 : facking idiot
N3v3r40 : what you play
N3v3r40 : facking joker

Heureusement que le tournoi était fini

P.S. : Je sais que c'est rien comparé aux deux maitres du trashtalk, mais c'est émouvant c'est mon premier

[Rodolphe2005]

BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): etal?
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): etal?
Etal Fiber: wanna 5bucks ? lol
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): yes? you have so much
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): can you spare me?
Etal Fiber: only if you seat with all the 200NL HU regs
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): spare me and i do
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): etal send it
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): hello ea
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): etal?
Etal Fiber: write all the lyrics of "I'm a believer" and I will send you the money
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): what are lycrics?
Etal Fiber: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/monkees/im ... 95324.html
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): english not so good
Etal Fiber: do it and i send you 10 bucks for your effort
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): ok
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): what i must do
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): i have the site and then?
Etal Fiber: write in the chat all the lyrics
Etal Fiber: pretend you're singing
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): I thought love was more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got rain.

BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): this is al
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): now you send me 10?
Etal Fiber: I want you to write it, not using copy paste buttons
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): oke ill start now
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): &&%% nice pot
Etal Fiber: ty
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): can you spare me
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): itwas a sick pot
SamuraiiChamplo: gg
Etal Fiber: gg
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's he way it seemed.
Disapointment haunted alll my dreams.

Etal Fiber: you're copy/pasting again, don't mess w/ me !
Etal Fiber: you liar
Etal Fiber: I'll give u nothing
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): i type now ok?
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): ithought love was only treu ibn fairlytales
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): meant for someone else but not for me
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): love was out to get me
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): thats the way it seemed
BBCICECREAM1 (Spectateur): disapointment haunted all my dreams

[yaela]

t'es un pervers

[Rodolphe2005]

thefrenchyrom: sale pute
thefrenchyrom: b i t C h

Il a pas du aimé que je le paye avec hauteur K.

http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $2(BB) Full Tilt Game#18455219018

thefrenchyrom ($53.10)
Etal Fiber ($243)

Etal Fiber posts (SB) $1
thefrenchyrom posts (BB) $2

Dealt to Etal Fiber 4s Kd
Etal Fiber raises to $6
thefrenchyrom calls $4
FLOP ($12) 9d 7h 4c
thefrenchyrom bets $6
Etal Fiber calls $6
TURN ($24) 9d 7h 4c 9s
thefrenchyrom bets $12
Etal Fiber calls $12
RIVER ($48) 9d 7h 4c 9s 7s
thefrenchyrom bets $18
Etal Fiber calls $18
Etal Fiber shows 4s Kd
(Pre 64%, Flop 88.2%, Turn 93.2%)

thefrenchyrom shows 2h Qs
(Pre 36%, Flop 11.8%, Turn 6.8%)

Etal Fiber wins $83.50

[Rodolphe2005]

http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer Game#18682481693

RIVERCARDRODGE ($108)
Etal Fiber ($284)

Etal Fiber posts (SB) $0.50
RIVERCARDRODGE posts (BB) $1

Dealt to Etal Fiber
Etal Fiber raises to $3
RIVERCARDRODGE raises to $5
Etal Fiber raises to $16
RIVERCARDRODGE calls $11
FLOP ($32) :Td:
RIVERCARDRODGE checks
Etal Fiber checks
TURN ($32) Kd Td 7c
RIVERCARDRODGE bets $92.80 (AI)
Etal Fiber calls $92.80
RIVER ($217) Kd Td 7c 7s
Etal Fiber shows Ah Qh
(Pre 65%, Flop 67.8%, Turn 77.3%)

RIVERCARDRODGE shows 8s 9c
(Pre 35%, Flop 32.2%, Turn 22.7%)

Etal Fiber wins $217

http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer Game#18683370467

Etal Fiber ($733)
RIVERCARDRODGE ($101)

RIVERCARDRODGE posts (SB) $0.50
Etal Fiber posts (BB) $1

Dealt to Etal Fiber
RIVERCARDRODGE raises to $3
Etal Fiber raises to $10
RIVERCARDRODGE calls $7
FLOP ($20)
Etal Fiber bets $13
RIVERCARDRODGE calls $13
TURN ($46) 3s 7h 2c
Etal Fiber checks
RIVERCARDRODGE bets $78.70 (AI)
Etal Fiber calls $78.70
RIVER ($203) 3s 7h 2c 2d
Etal Fiber shows 4c 4s
(Pre 62%, Flop 58.2%, Turn 75.0%)

RIVERCARDRODGE shows 4h 5c
(Pre 38%, Flop 41.8%, Turn 25.0%)

Etal Fiber wins $202

RIVERCARDRODGE: what was your thought process
RIVERCARDRODGE: behind calling aq?
RIVERCARDRODGE: allin earlier?
RIVERCARDRODGE: at the start
RIVERCARDRODGE: i thought it was a TERRIBLE call
RIVERCARDRODGE: even tho u were good
Etal Fiber: wait
Etal Fiber: I don't remember
Etal Fiber: let me see
RIVERCARDRODGE: u called my allin aq high
RIVERCARDRODGE: i was open ended
RIVERCARDRODGE: 89
RIVERCARDRODGE: flop k 10 7
System: The Turbo $50K Guarantee ($200+$16 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes.
RIVERCARDRODGE: u called allin on turn of 7
RIVERCARDRODGE: sucj a bad call in my opinion
Etal Fiber: yeah
Etal Fiber: It's an easy call actually
RIVERCARDRODGE: how did u call?
RIVERCARDRODGE: how?
RIVERCARDRODGE: i could have the 7 easily
Etal Fiber: you don't balance your ranges, you don't overbet good hands
Etal Fiber: you overbet bluffs for the most part
Etal Fiber: you wouldn't shove a 7
RIVERCARDRODGE: this was like 20 hands in
RIVERCARDRODGE: i would shove a 7
Etal Fiber: yeah but everytime you did overbet you were bluffing
RIVERCARDRODGE: i shoved the flush earlier
Etal Fiber: when you have a good hand you make it like 3/4 pot
RIVERCARDRODGE: and the strt when u bet 70
RIVERCARDRODGE: no i dont
Etal Fiber: you only rep a 7 there, and there is no 7 inyour range pf anyway
RIVERCARDRODGE: u still cant call with aq
Etal Fiber: it's a 4bet pot
RIVERCARDRODGE: was it?
System: The $32,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Etal Fiber: yeah
RIVERCARDRODGE: let me see
Etal Fiber: I thought it was a semi-bluff like 90% of the time
Etal Fiber: it's really transparent
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): that was when i was doing stupid min raises
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): so not really proper 4 bet
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): kristina love is complete idiot player
Etal Fiber: to be honest, I loved my hand at that time
Etal Fiber: I like making straights
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): u had aq high
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i could be shoving aq high of diamonds
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): and ur dead
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i think its shockingly bad
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): but anyway not my night
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): the last hand told me that
Etal Fiber: I made a great call
System: Rush Poker Happy Hour is running right now! Earn Double Full Tilt Points by playing in any Rush Poker game!
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): trips beaten by better trips
Etal Fiber: you're just not good enough to understand why I called
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): u couldnt fold
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): no i have played over a million hands
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): no on this alias
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): this is new site to me
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i play heads up alot
Etal Fiber: you played really bad the first 100 hands
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): over 1 miilion at 1/2
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): yes
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): to create an image of a donk
System: A $0.50+$0.05 Satellite to The BLT will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
Etal Fiber: lol
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): and then hopefully get paid later
Etal Fiber: I never thought about it
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i ran $250 under ev
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): and u coolered me too and my bluffs were called by u
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): but u are good player
Etal Fiber: You can say it, I owned u lol
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): im not saying u r not
Barbar ian 95 (Spectateur): plz river send me 5 bcks !!!!!!!!!!
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): u did this time
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): obv
Etal Fiber: np
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): but i think some of your plays were shocking
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): but enjoyed it
Etal Fiber: can you tell me which ones ?
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): do u play 1/2?
Etal Fiber: sometimes
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i do better at 1/2
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i cant work out why
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i think my bluffs work better
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): its really weird
Etal Fiber: what about 2/4 ?
Etal Fiber: 2 is your lucky number imo
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): about level
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): ur call with 44 was bad imo
Etal Fiber: I know I run much better on 3/6 than I do on 2/4
Etal Fiber: lol
Etal Fiber: again, a great call !
Etal Fiber: tough one but a nice one
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): it was a good call cos u won
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): but i think i make a lot of money out of u another time we play
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): u play me off so light
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i made like 3 hands all session
System: A $0.50+$0.05 Satellite to The BLT will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
Etal Fiber: this is how you feel when someone owns your soul man
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): seriously
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i win a lot off u another time
Etal Fiber:
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): it goes around u know that
Etal Fiber: yeah I know
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i dont give a &&%% at this level
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i like 1/2
Etal Fiber: to be honest, you're terrible, don't put this on bad luck
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): this is a 3 buyin loss to me
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): u made some good calls
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): respect
Etal Fiber: I took you 6buyins, not 3
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): no i said
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): 3 byins
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): at 1.2
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): 1/2
Etal Fiber: yeah
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): no big deal to me
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): well done
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): just questionable calls imo
Etal Fiber: just one advice : learn what balancing ranges means
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): omg
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i am a 4 bb/100 winner at 1/2
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): over 400k hands
Etal Fiber: lol, and you think it's great ?
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): and u say that
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): no not at all
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): u just said that!
Etal Fiber: lets play 1/2 ok ?
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): embarrassing
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): balance ranges
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): lmao
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): how do u mean?
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): expalin
Etal Fiber: clearly you have no clue about this concept lol
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): if u say that to me
System: The $3,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 PL HA) will be starting in 5 minutes.
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): it means u dont
Etal Fiber: let's play 200NL and I'll explain u in few tausend hands
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): no i run too bad today
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i find i run good
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): and bad
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): on different days
Etal Fiber: there is no link between how you ran and how you'll run
Etal Fiber: it's probability
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): i know this
Etal Fiber: events are independent
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): im just out of confidence
Barbar ian 95 (Spectateur): p**ssy p**ssy p**ssy !!
RIVERCARDRODGE (Spectateur): cos i ran bad
Etal Fiber: I understand

[yaela]

j'adore l'intervention de ian à la fin

[Rodolphe2005]

Etal Fiber: pas de chance
cmoidu69: tai chaceux toi
Etal Fiber: ouais
cmoidu69: a2 tu paye koi??
Etal Fiber: vraiment pas de chance
cmoidu69: tai cocu toi
Etal Fiber: lol je sais pas
Etal Fiber: oups
cmoidu69: aller c bonnn
Etal Fiber: j'ai du jeu !
Etal Fiber: retentes
cmoidu69: il donne tou ce jeu de merdeee
Etal Fiber: tu va bien toucher
Etal Fiber: tot ou tard
cmoidu69: aller tcxchaooo
Etal Fiber: non !
Etal Fiber: lol
Etal Fiber: restes
Etal Fiber: stp
cmoidu69: va te faire niker
Etal Fiber: c cool de jouer entre français
Etal Fiber: lol
Etal Fiber: pourquoi tu m'insultes ?
cmoidu69: pk
Etal Fiber: je t'aime moi !
cmoidu69: tu te fou de moi
cmoidu69: et je vai rigoler avec toi
Etal Fiber: hein ?!
cmoidu69: ta un cul
cmoidu69: comme pa posible
Etal Fiber: pourquoi ?
Etal Fiber: j'avais a chaque fois la meilleure main
cmoidu69: a chac fois tavai le jeu pour me baisser*$
Etal Fiber: pas de ma faute si t un idiot qui fait tapis avec des paires moyennes
Etal Fiber: tu joues très mal je trouve
cmoidu69: et ta soeur
Etal Fiber: lool
Etal Fiber: elle joue mieux que toi c sur
cmoidu69: et ta mere
Etal Fiber: ah elle connait pas les règles
Etal Fiber: mais elle joue mieux que toi aussi lol
Etal Fiber: allez redeposes là !
Etal Fiber: fish
cmoidu69: apel ton mec tu doi avoir des corne grosse comme un torooo
Etal Fiber: tu parles mais moi je t'attend pour jouer là, tu dois avoir peur j'imagine
cmoidu69 (Spectateur): jai k 30
Etal Fiber: redepose
Etal Fiber: tu peux jouer avec 30 non ?
Etal Fiber: niiiiiiiice
cmoidu69: va te faire enculer salle puteee
cmoidu69: mai ta un culkll
cmoidu69: toi salle putee
cmoidu69: k des main pour me faiure avoirr
cmoidu69: ta tailler combien de mpitpe pour avoir ce cull??

[el iguana]

i like it

[campbeltown]

Ah oui elle est terrible celle- là