Trashtalk

Vous avez une question précise sur une main jouée ? Vous souhaitez parler stratégie de cash game en NL5 ou NL200 ? C'est là.
Répondre
Avatar de l’utilisateur
Rodolphe2005
Messages : 1669
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49
Anti-Spam : Non

Trashtalk !

Message par Rodolphe2005 »

J'ai bien rigolé pendant ce match, j'espère que ça vous fera rire aussi. Il m'a pris 3 caves l'enfoiré lol.

georges1977: u r not a good poker player r u
Etal Fiber: not much
Etal Fiber: n u ?
Etal Fiber: i play for fun u know
georges1977: iam better at banging chicks
Etal Fiber: loool
georges1977: im gonna take u for a few hundred is that ok with u
Etal Fiber: u'll try
georges1977: no im telling u
Etal Fiber: we'll see ...
Etal Fiber: nice play
georges1977: ty
georges1977: knew u had the q
georges1977: dude bet with ur head not over it
System: The $12,500 Guarantee ($24+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
georges1977: im up a few hundred. think about it.. brb bathroom
Etal Fiber: you're lucky
georges1977: its ALL SKILL
Etal Fiber: yeah I see
georges1977: im gonna do it to u again
georges1977: u sure u dont want to leave
georges1977: ouch not nice
georges1977: how much u down
Etal Fiber: 200
georges1977: 199 now
georges1977: where in france are you
Etal Fiber: Toulouse
Etal Fiber: n u
georges1977: how far are u from paris
Etal Fiber: far
georges1977: im gonna makle a run now
georges1977: sir u dont want to leave yet
georges1977: ita a holiday in my country., i want to be nice
georges1977: how much u down
Etal Fiber: too much
Etal Fiber: but i'll win it back
Etal Fiber: if you don't run
georges1977: no u wont
georges1977: not in a million years
georges1977: dont upset me either
Etal Fiber: you lost 9k playing poker, you're bad
georges1977: yes but i won 28 k.... yesterday
Etal Fiber: really ??? sick
Etal Fiber: how ?
georges1977: im better than u
georges1977: sportsbook. basketball and football
Etal Fiber: nice
Etal Fiber: gg
georges1977: thanks
georges1977: how old are u
Etal Fiber: 22
Etal Fiber: and let me find your age
Etal Fiber: thirty two
georges1977: where is the best beache in france
georges1977: st tropexz
Etal Fiber: hum
Etal Fiber: i don't know
Etal Fiber: it's a secret
georges1977: im sure
georges1977: i banged a few chicks when i went to paris
georges1977: uh oh
Etal Fiber: I like your style
Etal Fiber: loose out of position, passive on button, passive on the flop,
bluffy on river
Etal Fiber: I'd like to learn those skills
georges1977: im a pro
Etal Fiber: sick
Etal Fiber: learn me
georges1977: passive huh
Etal Fiber: :P
georges1977: show me passive
Etal Fiber: keep overbetting every hand , I like it
georges1977: me 2
Etal Fiber: agressivity doesn't mean overbetting
georges1977: playing poker with u is like having sex with a condom,
georges1977: POINTLESS
Etal Fiber: loooooooool, you truly funny (no irony here, I'm really
enjoying this match)
georges1977: I WANT YOU TO FOLD
Etal Fiber: I won't
Etal Fiber: bluff this
georges1977: ok... please dont bet me
Etal Fiber: I like making agressive c/f actually
Etal Fiber: ftw
Etal Fiber: nh
georges1977: all skill
georges1977: right now im wokring on 4 of a kind
georges1977: or was
georges1977: yes i got 2 kings
georges1977: and 2 aces
Etal Fiber: don't chec
Etal Fiber: I got an ace
Etal Fiber: I want to call with J high lol
georges1977: please dont than
georges1977: ty
Etal Fiber: i'll keep discipline
georges1977: i had an ace sior
Etal Fiber: check imo
georges1977: nh
georges1977: come on true playa up in here
georges1977: im gonna get aggressive ok
Etal Fiber: stay passive
Etal Fiber: it worked
georges1977: aggressive..
georges1977: uh oh
Etal Fiber: stop 3betting me
Etal Fiber: I want to see the flop plz
georges1977: want to play a $50 hand no raising
Etal Fiber: it's not nice to raise you know
Etal Fiber: no I don't want, not funny
Etal Fiber: but we could do something funny
Etal Fiber: you shove preflop the next hand and I'll call you with any2
georges1977: shove?
Etal Fiber: not that one lol
Etal Fiber: the next
georges1977: what u want me to do?
Etal Fiber: open shove pf the next hand
Etal Fiber: and let's gamble !!
Etal Fiber: :P
georges1977: how do u do that
Etal Fiber: forget
Etal Fiber: just keep pwning me :S
georges1977: i will is ur butt soar
Etal Fiber: what did you have to bet 15$ in 4$ liike this ?
Etal Fiber: quads ?????
georges1977: maybe
georges1977: maybe not
georges1977: is ur butt soar?
georges1977: ty
georges1977: I GOT A STRAIGHJT
System: The $14,500 KO Guarantee ($70+$5 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
georges1977: Y DID U FOLD U BELIEVE ME AND TRUSST ME
georges1977: WOW
Etal Fiber: I always trust you
georges1977: UR AA GOOD MAN
Etal Fiber: yeah
georges1977: DO U HAVE THE ACE
Etal Fiber: sure
Etal Fiber: two
georges1977: HOW MUCH HAVE U WON/LOST THIS YEAR
Etal Fiber: lost like 3k
Etal Fiber: n u
georges1977: HUH
Etal Fiber: 2009 sucks
Etal Fiber: I knew it
georges1977: U WORK
Etal Fiber: I'm student
georges1977: ho0w do u get money to play
Etal Fiber: not much work, like 4 hours a week
georges1977: im gonna stop after i take 500 from u is that cool
Etal Fiber: just winning money on the long run ...
Etal Fiber: no it's not
Etal Fiber: I enjoy playing w/ u
Etal Fiber: so stay
Etal Fiber: and don't worry how much I lose
georges1977: lets play at a higher table
Etal Fiber: bad idea
Etal Fiber: I'm fine playing here
georges1977: y
Etal Fiber: I gave u bad advices
Etal Fiber: 3betting is bad
Etal Fiber: plz stop
georges1977: huh
Etal Fiber: passive is good
Etal Fiber: and u, where do u find money to play poker ?
georges1977: be very careful this hand ok
Etal Fiber: why
Etal Fiber: @@@$
georges1977: i have a contruction company
georges1977: DUDE I TOLD U
Etal Fiber: so sick
Etal Fiber: sososososososossos sick
georges1977: im crazy like that
Etal Fiber: insane
georges1977: i will go in on 2 3 iin hand
georges1977: i love hookers
georges1977: i folded that hand for u
georges1977: i had KK
Etal Fiber: yeah, and I'm santa claus
georges1977: r u really. does mrs clause give a good blowjob
Etal Fiber: she doesn't
georges1977: slut
Etal Fiber: I have to go
Etal Fiber: You took me 600 but it was a pleasure to play w/ u
georges1977: ok. have a good day man. i hope u win ur $$


La main "insane" c'est celle-ci :
http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $2(BB) Replayer Game#10130589485

Etal Fiber ($262)
georges1977 ($428)

georges1977 posts (SB) $1
Etal Fiber posts (BB) $2

Dealt to Etal Fiber Td Tc
georges1977 calls $1
Etal Fiber raises to $10
georges1977 calls $8

FLOP ($20) 4h Ts Kc
Etal Fiber bets $14
georges1977 calls $14

TURN ($48) 4h Ts Kc 7s
Etal Fiber bets $30
georges1977 calls $30

RIVER ($108) 4h Ts Kc 7s 9s
check,
georges1977 bets $52
Etal Fiber raises to $208
georges1977 calls $156

Etal Fiber shows Td Tc
(Flop 94.1%, Turn 84.1%)

georges1977 shows 6s Qs
(Flop 5.9%, Turn 15.9%)

georges1977 wins $524
Heureusement que l'ARJEL est là pour nous protéger :)
www.rodopok.net
Avatar de l’utilisateur
Switch
Messages : 2085
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49
Anti-Spam : Non
Localisation : Carentan

Re: Trashtalk !

Message par Switch »

:lol: :lol: :lol: trop fort
A Colle

"Jouez en réfléchissant. Raisonnez, toujours." R.L.
Avatar de l’utilisateur
ducarinho
Messages : 4095
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49

Re: Trashtalk !

Message par ducarinho »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nice chat ;)
Nobody is perfect. Nobody est un des surnoms de Chuck Norris.
Alcossebre
Messages : 7124
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49
Anti-Spam : Non
Localisation : Marly-Le-Roi
Contact :

Re: Trashtalk !

Message par Alcossebre »

Hier j'ai passé une heure à fluctuer sur un hu final à me faire insulter comme quoi je jouais comme une merde....
Ok j'ai perdu...mais une heure pour me battre je dois pas être si mauvais :mrgreen:
Le poker n'est qu'un loisir, une passion, au mieux un petit rendement pour 99,99% des joueurs.
Alors n'oubliez pas de vivre!
Avatar de l’utilisateur
sidawen
Messages : 712
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49
Localisation : Osny

Re: Trashtalk !

Message par sidawen »

Pouah ! :shock: Comment aller gagner plus de 500 avec Q6... :lol:
I love Miss Picardie !
lasdepik
Messages : 310
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49

Re: Trashtalk !

Message par lasdepik »

sidawen a écrit :Pouah ! :shock: Comment aller gagner plus de 500 avec Q6... :lol:
Bonjour je m'appelle Nico et mon pseudo online est georges1977. Je joue au CP95, et Q6s c'est juste ma main préférée :!: :P
Adepte du "re-raise all in pour info"
Avatar de l’utilisateur
Rodolphe2005
Messages : 1669
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49
Anti-Spam : Non

Trashtalk

Message par Rodolphe2005 »

Rounder225: omg
Rounder225: fkin donkey
Rounder225: how did i know
Rounder225: over betting ace
Rounder225: what a fkin joke
Rounder225: 12 outs
Rounder225: amazing
Rounder225: the french and the canadians always suckin out
Rounder225: wow
Rounder225: r u fkin ersious
Rounder225: dumb fkin french
Etal Fiber: owned
Rounder225: your retarded
Rounder225: ye ayou raise with rags
Rounder225: and i hit top pair
Rounder225: good job
Rounder225: fkin ahole
Etal Fiber: you're bad
Etal Fiber: fish
Rounder225: FISH??
Rounder225: u raise with rags and hit it
Rounder225: and i hit top pair
Rounder225: learn th efk game
Rounder225: moron
Rounder225: or u hit 12 outer on river
Etal Fiber: are u scared ?
Rounder225: yea your great
Etal Fiber: let's play
Etal Fiber: chicken
Etal Fiber: fish
Etal Fiber: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Etal Fiber: fish fish fish
Etal Fiber: lol
Rounder225: now my turn to suck out
Rounder225: good job moron
Rounder225: Q3
Rounder225: your a fkin luckbox
Rounder225: course i gotta get top pair and pay u off cause who could put u on that donk of a hand
Rounder225: but now i know how bad u are
Rounder225: lmao
Etal Fiber: ahahhahahaahha
Rounder225: fkin fish
Etal Fiber: looooool
Rounder225: yea im the fish right retard
Rounder225: top 2
Rounder225: fkin pathetic
Rounder225: runner runner trips
Rounder225: gotta love it
Rounder225: obviously
Etal Fiber: wp
Rounder225: figured u probably had over pair too
Etal Fiber: fish
Rounder225: unreal the fkin luck
Rounder225: either over pair or Q3
Rounder225: its fkin gross
Rounder225: how much they give u
Rounder225: Q3 AA on river
Rounder225: over pair
Etal Fiber: gimme your money
Rounder225: fkin joke
Etal Fiber: I LOVE YOUR MONEY :)
Rounder225: the french and the canadians are horrible
Etal Fiber: I want more !
Rounder225: worst poker players ive seen
Etal Fiber: play and gime your money !
Etal Fiber: pleeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee
Etal Fiber: nice
Etal Fiber: ty
Etal Fiber: you got balls
Rounder225: so annoying
Rounder225: unreal
Etal Fiber: reload bigger
Rounder225: u catch every fkin time
Etal Fiber: i want more money
Rounder225: stfu
Rounder225: donky
Etal Fiber: lol you lost almost 300 in 30 hands, you're so good !
Rounder225: um lets see why
Rounder225: got it in dominated 2 pair against your aces
Rounder225: u sucked out
Rounder225: hit top pair against your rag hand raise
Rounder225: u get lucky
Rounder225: yea your awesome dude
Etal Fiber: si seulement je pouvais te jouer tout les jours ....
Rounder225: va faculo
System: The Turbo $40K Guarantee ($200+$16 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes.
System: The $25,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Rounder225: wiw wiht A 2
Rounder225: no fkin respect
Rounder225: reraise pussy
Rounder225: its amazing
Rounder225: it really is
Rounder225: K5 against KQ
Rounder225: wow
Rounder225: KQ 5 it cant come up
Rounder225: nah that would be disaster for u
Rounder225: god For bid
Rounder225: but im the fish
Rounder225: lmao
Rounder225: fkin joke
Rounder225: raise with rags and pray
Rounder225: wow what a surprsie
Etal Fiber: I'm owning u SO MUCH !!
Rounder225: u raise wiht bs
Etal Fiber: ahah
Rounder225: and hit on turn
Rounder225: go blow your father
Rounder225: fkin luckbox
Rounder225: then go kill yourself
Etal Fiber: you callm y shvoe with T high
Etal Fiber: you're a joke
Rounder225: hahahahah
Rounder225: fkin idiot
Rounder225: yea after your raise with K5
Rounder225: and beat my KQ
Etal Fiber: are u broke ?
Rounder225: AA on river
Etal Fiber: let's reload
Rounder225: raise with Q3
Rounder225: stfu
Rounder225: your probably a hacker
Rounder225: bs i aint playin heads up on here no more
Etal Fiber: no
Rounder225: fkin donk central
Etal Fiber: just a much better player than you are
Etal Fiber: fish
Rounder225: look me up moron
Rounder225: im in top 99%
Rounder225: fkin idiot
Rounder225: sorry i get it in good
Etal Fiber: look you up where
Rounder225: and u suck out
Rounder225: AA on river
Rounder225: nice 12 outer
Rounder225: raise with Q 3
Rounder225: i hit top pair
Rounder225: then i have KQ and hit top pair again
Rounder225: heads up fkin retard
Etal Fiber: you have a billion of leaks
Rounder225: cant get away from
Etal Fiber: I see it everywhere
Rounder225: oh yea i forget
Rounder225: me not being able to hit 3 outers
Rounder225: huge leak
Rounder225: like u
Rounder225: fkin donk
Rounder225: thats why im up 20k this year
Rounder225: cause of leaks
Rounder225: keep hackin
Etal Fiber: btw, ty for your money
Etal Fiber: that's really nice
Rounder225: wasnt my money
Etal Fiber: 462$
Etal Fiber: nice
Rounder225: i won it off another donk like u
Rounder225: really
Rounder225: learn how to count moron
Rounder225: and thank full tilt
Etal Fiber: reload if you're any good
Rounder225: karma a &&%%&
Etal Fiber: you just keep whinning
Etal Fiber: little girl
Rounder225: next time u raise with K5 and flop comes up KQ 5
Rounder225: u go broke
Rounder225: keep raising with rags
Rounder225: u must lose a lot
Rounder225: fkin lose
Rounder225: fkin lucky fk
Etal Fiber: yeah I'm a loosing player
Rounder225: u are
Rounder225: u got soooo many holes in your game its cray
Etal Fiber: you have no clue about HU play
Rounder225: crazy
Rounder225: hahahah
Rounder225: raise on the button
Rounder225: reraise
Rounder225: i know all about it
Rounder225: just a shame when i have th ecards to bust your donk a ss
Rounder225: u catch miracles
Rounder225: any DECENT player would realize u just got extremely lucky
Rounder225: no i forgot your awesome
Rounder225: get some class kid
Rounder225: and read a book
Etal Fiber: reload and shu t up
Rounder225: stfu
Rounder225: i reported u
Rounder225: for hacking
Rounder225: security looking into it
Etal Fiber: lol
Rounder225: gnite
Heureusement que l'ARJEL est là pour nous protéger :)
www.rodopok.net
Avatar de l’utilisateur
MyKQ
Messages : 2424
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49
Anti-Spam : Non
Localisation : Valuetown

Re: Trashtalk

Message par MyKQ »

Ah .... c'est comme ça que tu gagnes alors ... espèce de hacker :lol:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }=((((°>
Avatar de l’utilisateur
yaela
Messages : 1748
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49

Re: Trashtalk

Message par yaela »

MyKQ a écrit :Ah .... c'est comme ça que tu gagnes alors ... espèce de hacker :lol:

euh...tu veux pas me filer le truc rod :(
god hates us all...
Avatar de l’utilisateur
Rorqual
Messages : 336
Inscription : mer. 19 nov. 2008 18:49
Anti-Spam : Non
Localisation : Lagny sur Marne

Re: Trashtalk

Message par Rorqual »

Il a été chauffé à blanc celui là !! :twisted:
Répondre