Trashtalk

[O RLY]

Contre un israelien, après avoir doublé sur moi :

Darshanfish: why dont u play?
Darshanfish: stay Ill give u more money
Darshanfish: chicken
adis2001: do u have a deodorant?
Darshanfish: wot?
adis2001: just answer, do u have a deodorant?
Darshanfish: yes
adis2001: liar. u french frogs don't use soap or deodorant
adis2001: i can smell u all the way from here

And he left...

[O RLY]

http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer Game#16402251496

Avrojet ($32.60)
Darshanfish ($62.55)

Darshanfish posts (SB) $0.25
Avrojet posts (BB) $0.50

Dealt to Darshanfish
Darshanfish raises to $1.50
Avrojet calls $1
FLOP ($3)
Avrojet bets $0.50
Darshanfish calls $0.50
TURN ($4)
Avrojet bets $0.50
Darshanfish calls $0.50
RIVER ($5)
Avrojet bets $5
Darshanfish raises to $60.05 (AI)
Avrojet calls $25.10 (AI)
Avrojet shows
(Pre 59%, Flop 70.9%, Turn 59.1%)

Darshanfish shows 5s 7s
(Pre 41%, Flop 29.1%, Turn 40.9%)

Darshanfish wins $64.70

Avrojet: vucking lucky french bastard
Avrojet: like you vucking nation
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: I love u too
Darshanfish: come back
Darshanfish: thx

2 min plus tard...

http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer Game#16402425428

Avrojet ($62.85)
Darshanfish ($79.85)

Darshanfish posts (SB) $0.25
Avrojet posts (BB) $0.50

Dealt to Darshanfish
Darshanfish raises to $1.50
Avrojet calls $1
FLOP ($3)
Avrojet checks
Darshanfish bets $2.50
Avrojet calls $2.50
TURN ($8)
Avrojet checks
Darshanfish checks
RIVER ($8)
Avrojet bets $8
Darshanfish raises to $35
Avrojet calls $27
Avrojet shows
(Pre 32%, Flop 86.7%, Turn 95.5%)

Darshanfish shows 9d 9c
(Pre 68%, Flop 13.3%, Turn 4.5%)

Darshanfish wins $77.50

Avrojet: vucking idiot
Avrojet: arschloch

Et 5 min plus tard, à une autre table...après s'être encore fait destacker...

Darshanfish: hey buddy
Darshanfish: what's up?
Avrojet: vuck
Avrojet: you vucking son of a b i t c h
Darshanfish: I like you
Darshanfish: you're funny
Avrojet: vuck you azzhole

Un destackage plus loin...
Darshanfish: vuck me?
Darshanfish: no?
Avrojet: hope you lose all what you have baguette donkey

Merci pour cette belle livraison, sir !

[Rodolphe2005]

lol, le type est doué quand même, il change les lettres pour pas se faire censuré, il a du skill en trashtalk lol

[Rodolphe2005]

J'ai pas réussi à le faire tilter, j'en ai ptet trop fait.

Ivan paoli: encore un putain de chateu
Etal Fiber: vas-y recave
Etal Fiber: fish
Ivan paoli: qu'est ce que tu parles de fish
Ivan paoli: tu mets tapis avec hauteur roi
Ivan paoli: ya 3 cartes qui peuvent te sauver
Etal Fiber: hauteur As steuplai
Ivan paoli: ouais c'est pareil
Etal Fiber: j'ai gagné donc j'ai bien joué
Ivan paoli: t'as rien quoi
Etal Fiber: non ?
Ivan paoli: si tu veux
Etal Fiber: lol

[Rodolphe2005]

IUHoosier86: ur not gonna learn are u
IUHoosier86: such a joke
IUHoosier86: this sites a &&%%in joke
IUHoosier86: maniacs only
IUHoosier86: if i could hit one &%!!in card u'd be toast
IUHoosier86: u think ur so badass
IUHoosier86: awful
IUHoosier86: moron
IUHoosier86: man ur so good
IUHoosier86: just raise every hand
IUHoosier86: WOW
IUHoosier86: ur a joke
IUHoosier86: dumbest player ive ever seen
IUHoosier86: lol
System: The Turbo $5K Guarantee (Cashout) ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 3 minutes.
IUHoosier86: wow
Etal Fiber: owned
IUHoosier86: ur %#&&in awful
IUHoosier86: JJ
IUHoosier86: what a fish call
IUHoosier86: ur a donk
Etal Fiber: I knew u were bluffing if I check
Etal Fiber: ahah
Etal Fiber: I owned u so much
IUHoosier86: second pair for 30 dollars
IUHoosier86: what an idiot, i didnt hit one hand and shoulda beat u
Etal Fiber: you're lol bad
Etal Fiber: ahah
IUHoosier86: this sites a joke
IUHoosier86: so many fish
IUHoosier86: 30 dollar call with nothing
IUHoosier86: so @$@&in dumb
IUHoosier86: i cant fathom ur awful playing

[O RLY]

1ere et dernière main d'un match de HU :

http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer Game#17028855265

CashfloOut ($49.25)
Darshanfish ($50.25)

Darshanfish posts (SB) $0.25
CashfloOut posts (BB) $0.50

Dealt to Darshanfish
Darshanfish raises to $1.50
CashfloOut raises to $2.50
Darshanfish calls $1
FLOP ($5)
CashfloOut bets $5
Darshanfish calls $5
TURN ($15)
CashfloOut bets $15
Darshanfish calls $15
RIVER ($45)
CashfloOut bets $26.75 (AI)
Darshanfish calls $26.75
Darshanfish shows
(Pre 73%, Flop 98.1%, Turn 100.0%)

CashfloOut shows
(Pre 27%, Flop 1.9%, Turn 0.0%)

Darshanfish wins $98


CashfloOut: knker homo
CashfloOut: echt een kut kanker homo
CashfloOut: tu mere est puta
Darshanfish: gg
CashfloOut: cancer patient
Darshanfish: rebuy
CashfloOut: you really have a brain tumor
CashfloOut: tumor child
Darshanfish: I do
CashfloOut: get chemo fakking cancer patient
Darshanfish: I am retarded

il a pas rebuy

[O RLY]

Darshanfish: what a horrible call
Darshanfish: funny
Drawing2Chop: at least u have good sense of humor about getting butt raped
Darshanfish: i do
Drawing2Chop: good good
Drawing2Chop: ill take pleasure in humoring u
Drawing2Chop: keep overplaying your hands
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: keep calling with trash
Drawing2Chop: keep reloading
Darshanfish: i will
Darshanfish: wanna play 2 tables ?
Darshanfish: 2tables ?
Drawing2Chop: u convinced me that u are too good
Darshanfish: i know
Darshanfish: come on
Darshanfish: it s boring
Drawing2Chop: so then quit
Darshanfish: I open another one
Drawing2Chop: or play another person
Drawing2Chop: g4u

Drawing2Chop: good call
Drawing2Chop: good job
Darshanfish: i know
Darshanfish: ty
Drawing2Chop: lol

Donneur: Darshanfish remporte le pot ($99.50) avec deux paires, Queens et Deux
Darshanfish: whoops
Drawing2Chop: its ok u won half ur money back
Darshanfish: the rest is coming
Drawing2Chop: ok
Darshanfish: missed ur draw?

http://www.holdemmanager.net
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer Game#17146788819

Drawing2Chop ($58.60)
Darshanfish ($99.50)

Darshanfish posts (SB) $0.25
Drawing2Chop posts (BB) $0.50

Dealt to Darshanfish
Darshanfish raises to $1.50
Drawing2Chop calls $1
FLOP ($3)
Drawing2Chop checks
Darshanfish bets $2
Drawing2Chop raises to $5.50
Darshanfish calls $3.50
TURN ($14)
Drawing2Chop bets $10
Darshanfish calls $10
RIVER ($34)
Drawing2Chop bets $22
Darshanfish calls $22
Darshanfish shows
(Pre 34%, Flop 46.2%, Turn 68.2%)

Drawing2Chop shows
(Pre 66%, Flop 53.8%, Turn 31.8%)

Darshanfish wins $77.50


Darshanfish: i knew it
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: u'r so bad
Drawing2Chop: ok
Darshanfish: looks like i took back everything

Donneur: Darshanfish remporte le pot ($94.80) avec une paire de Queens

Darshanfish: here we go
Darshanfish: good call
Darshanfish: u're really too good for me

Donneur: Darshanfish remporte le pot ($99.50) avec une quinte , hauteur As
Donneur: Darshanfish remporte le pot ($99.30) avec une couleur, hauteur Neuf

Merci pour les 3 caves

[O RLY]

J'adore comme les types deviennent fous quand on leur dit qu'ils se prennent une raclée d'une nana :

Majikal514: i hate french
Majikal514: freakin noob
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: ty
Majikal514: f y
Majikal514: FK U MAN
Majikal514: french
Majikal514: give me my money BACK
Darshanfish: come and get it
Majikal514: TAPETE
Darshanfish: lol
Darshanfish: normal je suis une fille
Majikal514: fk off
Majikal514: menteur
Darshanfish: euse
Darshanfish: owned by a girl
Darshanfish: lol
Majikal514: FK OFF
Majikal514: ahhh man FK OFF
Darshanfish: woman
Darshanfish: thx
Darshanfish: for ur money
Majikal514: VA chier
Darshanfish: wanna give me more?
Darshanfish: nice
Darshanfish: ty santa
Majikal514: ta yeule
Majikal514: je THASIE FK U
Darshanfish: is this french?
Majikal514: va donc chier
Darshanfish: tu parles bien
Darshanfish: nice
Majikal514: fk off ca fais juste 250$ que jperd THANKS

POUFFF
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: seulement 200
Majikal514: t contente en + omg
Majikal514: FK TOI
Darshanfish: oui ca pourrait etre plus
Darshanfish: mais c deja pas mal
Majikal514: kel pouff
Darshanfish: je veux bien les derniers 32 aussi
Majikal514: t quune conne
Darshanfish: te fatigue pas fais moi un transfert ça ira

plus vite
Majikal514: fk you
Majikal514: tu CALL KOI?
Majikal514: criss de chienne
Darshanfish: une gutshot parce que je suis une fish
Majikal514: conasse surtout
Darshanfish: nice shove
Majikal514: ST FU
Majikal514: kel conne
Darshanfish: tu vois ca gagne A high
Darshanfish: tu devrais arreter tu te fais du mal
Majikal514: fk urself t vraiment une conne
Darshanfish: mem 10 high ca gagne
Darshanfish:
Majikal514: omg
Majikal514: tu fais chier
Darshanfish: je te l'avais dit
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: wow t as reussi a gagner un pot en chattant
Darshanfish: bravo!
Darshanfish: mauvais shove...rate...see u!

C'est pas beau d'être aussi vulgaire messieurs

[Sotica]

J'adore comme les types deviennent fous quand on leur dit qu'ils se prennent une raclée d'une nana :

Majikal514: i hate french
Majikal514: freakin noob
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: ty
Majikal514: f y
Majikal514: FK U MAN
Majikal514: french
Majikal514: give me my money BACK
Darshanfish: come and get it
Majikal514: TAPETE
Darshanfish: lol
Darshanfish: normal je suis une fille
Majikal514: fk off
Majikal514: menteur
Darshanfish: euse
Darshanfish: owned by a girl
Darshanfish: lol
Majikal514: FK OFF
Majikal514: ahhh man FK OFF
Darshanfish: woman
Darshanfish: thx
Darshanfish: for ur money
Majikal514: VA chier
Darshanfish: wanna give me more?
Darshanfish: nice
Darshanfish: ty santa
Majikal514: ta yeule
Majikal514: je THASIE FK U
Darshanfish: is this french?
Majikal514: va donc chier
Darshanfish: tu parles bien
Darshanfish: nice
Majikal514: fk off ca fais juste 250$ que jperd THANKS

POUFFF
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: seulement 200
Majikal514: t contente en + omg
Majikal514: FK TOI
Darshanfish: oui ca pourrait etre plus
Darshanfish: mais c deja pas mal
Majikal514: kel pouff
Darshanfish: je veux bien les derniers 32 aussi
Majikal514: t quune conne
Darshanfish: te fatigue pas fais moi un transfert ça ira

plus vite
Majikal514: fk you
Majikal514: tu CALL KOI?
Majikal514: criss de chienne
Darshanfish: une gutshot parce que je suis une fish
Majikal514: conasse surtout
Darshanfish: nice shove
Majikal514: ST FU
Majikal514: kel conne
Darshanfish: tu vois ca gagne A high
Darshanfish: tu devrais arreter tu te fais du mal
Majikal514: fk urself t vraiment une conne
Darshanfish: mem 10 high ca gagne
Darshanfish:
Majikal514: omg
Majikal514: tu fais chier
Darshanfish: je te l'avais dit
Darshanfish:
Darshanfish: wow t as reussi a gagner un pot en chattant
Darshanfish: bravo!
Darshanfish: mauvais shove...rate...see u!

C'est pas beau d'être aussi vulgaire messieurs

Wahouuu Y'en a qui doivent être sacrément mal dans leur vie pour réagir comme cela ... J'admire le fait que tu restes calme devant tant d'insultes.

[Enkil]

Bof, c'est une question d'habitude.... Le dernier qui m'a traité de fils de *******, j'ai deconné en public (c'etait en full rung) pendant qu'il m'insultait, il a fermé sa gueule au bout de quelques minutes....

Puis quand il s'est arrêté, j'ai attendu une ou 2 minutes, et je lui ai dit que sa voix mélodieuse me manquait grave, et que j'aimerai qu'il me dise quelque chose de gentil ("tell me something lovely again plz" )
Et il s'est barré 2 mains après, j'comprend pas....
C'est très facile de pas reagir en fait, t'imagines que t'as un tas de merde qui essaye de communiquer, et que c'est lui accorder trop d'importance que de l'ecouter